MoonhouseEnterprises presents Kickstand Kritters
Keeps it up when it's hot or dirty
Once upon a time there was a squirrel that got ran over by a semi-truck. Splat dead!
Days later, a group of motorcyclists were gathered around a motorcycle that is known to break down. A tall bald guy, who rode a different bike, noticed the splattered squirrel. He picked it up and put it under his kickstand. As all the others were busying themselves with the broken down bike, they didn't see their bikes tip over and crash into the asphalt. There were only two standing bikes. The bald guy's and a hot woman who put a can under her kickstand. How she managed to find a can in the middle of nowhere is beyond belief. Lo and behold the splattered squirrel reigned over the earth to support kickstands from melting into the hot asphalt or sinking into the dirt. The end.
BEHOLD THE KICKSTAND KRITTER!
It's a single mom, who has a day job as a teacher, woman-owned company located in Minneapolis, MN where the asphalt still gets hot in the summer!
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